Dumb Crime Arrest Volume 1
Have you ever looked at the newspaper or the news and wonder why some people become criminals? If you choose a life of crime you are admitting that you are not the sharpest pencil in the box in the first place. But even a criminal has to have some commonsense.
Strangely enough many of them commit acts that make you wonder why they pursue a career in crime. Admittedly you do not have to be a genius to commit a crime, but some brain activity is required. Yet we see examples everyday where criminals place themselves behind bar by doing something stupid.
Like the guy that burglarizes the hardware store by cutting a hole in the roof and crawling through. When he is ready to leave he realizes that he cannot reach the hole and calls the police to get him out. They take him to jail and wonder why he did not use one of the many ladders in the store to reach the hole. They get dumber and dumber everyday.
There is also the man who was arrested after trying to buy drinks with a checkbook he found at a bar. Unfortunately for him, the checkbook owner was the bartender serving him. Pretty dumb huh. You have to wonder if arrest is the end goal of some of these guys. They must sit around the kitchen table and decide that its time to go to jail. Then they devise a plan to make it happen. They seem to be very good at making their plans succeed.
For example the guy who managed to get himself trapped inside a public library in the wee hours one morning. He found himself under arrest he frantically called police from the Library to come and rescue him. These guys are comical and like the other criminals deserve to get caught and sentenced.
They know they do not make good criminals, but yet they keep trying. While we laugh at some of these incidents, we must not forget that we may be a victim and that is no joking matter. All criminal incidents do not all turn out like the ones mentioned. We must also remember that it is our duty to assist criminals in getting their wish of going to jail.