Johnny Broestlet and his roommate were having a heated exchange about their upcoming rent and who was responsible for what. The argument took a huge turn for the worse when Mr. Broestler decided to grab one of his poo filled draws from his room and smash the contaminated underwear in his unsuspecting roommates mouth. The man was able to break free and contact the police regarding the gross assault.
Police arrested Johnny Boestler and charges are pending. (I wonder If he would be charged with assault with a deadly weapon?)